1. ravine:

    you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

    (via pizza)

     

  2. jadehariey:

    sukoshibot:

    jadehariey:

    jadehariey:

    What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

    THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

    image

    I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

    (via pizza)

     
  3. tblaberge:

    Goals.

    (via pizza)

     

  4. Tomorrow.

     
  5. starryluminara:

    shrekfucker69:

    Can I have a source???

    the mirror 

    (via pizza)

     
  6. fallenangelandpie:

    theseweirddreams:

    This just happened on my dash. Not ok.

    I tried to press reblog on the first one.

    (via this-is-unconditional)

     
  7. ultrafacts:

    Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

    (Not a Uranus Joke)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  8. hqlines:

    ~ Linkin Park

    (via becca-may-fire)

     
  9. becca-may-fire:

    THERE IS LINKIN PARK ON MY DASH I’m SO HAPPY RN

    (Source: paperwhiteskies)