1. freshprlncess:

    food-vacuum:

    how does phone sex end?

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  2. foreveralone-lyguy:

    Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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  3. spankmehardbarry:

    sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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  4. grandmafupa:

    Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

    (via gooseak)

     

  5. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

    You’re welcome

    (via gooseak)

     

  6. elation-success:

    mydogsnokes:

    i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

    this is the realist shit on this website

    (via this-is-unconditional)

     

  7. gabrielalauren:

    Just a reminder that tattoos don’t have to mean anything. They do not require some intricate and moving backstory. Some people just appreciate having art on their skin…it’s as simple as that.

    (Source: beccaradiating, via this-is-unconditional)

     
  8. assailanting:

    IM FUCKING CRYING

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